I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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