best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
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MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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