The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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