Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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