what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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