Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
