Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
So many bounce houses so little time
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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