windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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