omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
These tits shall not be calmed
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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