Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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