So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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