the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He better not be in your backpack
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
