How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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