Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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