Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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