normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
please don't ironically join a cult
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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