Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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