fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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