I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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