what day is it and did you see me today?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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