therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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