grandma shit on top of the toilet
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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