i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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