i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
