Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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