Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
