It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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