she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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