I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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