What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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