at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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