At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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