are you still at the devil's house?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
