i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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