I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
