my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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