And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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