i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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