Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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