But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Randomize
