what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I am available for nakedness
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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