Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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