Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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