Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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