D3 body, D1 cock
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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