Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
zippers are such a cool invention
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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