He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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