we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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