I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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