at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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